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From:chris.germany@enron.com
To:ingrid.immer@williams.com
Subject:FW: do the math
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Date:Mon, 25 Mar 2002 11:01:29 -0800 (PST)



-----Original Message-----
From: Kelly, Katherine L.
Sent: Monday, March 25, 2002 11:43 AM
To: Germany, Chris; Lamadrid, Victor; Garcia, Clarissa; 'beverly.b.beaty@williams.com'; Bryan, Gary; Valdes, John; Homco, Meredith
Subject: FW: do the math



-----Original Message-----
From: "Valencia, Lupe" <LValencia@hess.com<@ENRON
Sent: Monday, March 25, 2002 11:39 AM
To: Kelly, Katherine L.
Subject: FW: do the math



Useful math...
<< <
<< < Ever wonder about those people who say they are
<< < giving more than 100%?
<< <
<< < We have all been to those meetings where someone
<< < wants over 100%. How about
<< < achieving 103%?
<< <
<< < Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
<< <
<< < What makes life 100%?
<< <
<< < If the letters: "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R
<< < S T U V W X Y Z"
<< < are represented as the numbers: "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
<< < 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
<< < 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26"
<< <
<< < Then...
<< <
<< < H A R D W O R K
<< <
<< < 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
<< <
<< <
<< <
<< < K N O W L E D G E
<< <
<< < 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
<< <
<< <
<< <
<< < But...
<< <
<< < A T T I T U D E
<< <
<< < 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
<< <
<< <
<< <
<< < And...
<< <
<< < B U L L S H I T
<< <
<< < 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
<< <
<< <
<< < So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
<< < will get you close,
<< < attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put
<< < you over the top.