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09:23 AM --------------------------- Mark.Ebert@broadwing.com on 12/01/2000 07:29:01 AM To: dgiron@ect.enron.com, david.long@tdhca.state.tx.us, keykeith@mindspring.com, george.ewton@unisys.com, heather.hodnett@tdhca.state.tx.us, bjnelson81@uswest.net, kelang@mmm.com, keith.doran@tdhca.state.tx.us, psalas@flash.net, SPSMITHCPA@aol.com, swash@tdhca.state.tx.us cc: Subject: FW: ha ha ha! < ! < < <<ha ha ha!<< Message-ID: <v04220807b64aeaf089d7@[128.83.49.136]< From: eyhastings@mail.utexas.edu To: johuber@mail.utexas.edu, m.lehman@mail.utexas.edu, declerck@mail.utexas.edu, cdison@mail.utexas.edu, lsanmiguel@mail.utexas.edu, janice.martinez@tasb.org Subject: ha ha ha! Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2000 11:20:14 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) Content-Type: text/plain My niece sent this today...got a good laugh from it! Liz A lady stopped unexpectedly by her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied. "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied. "LOVE DRESS! You're naked," said the mother-in-law. "But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law "He will be home any minute now, so perhaps you could stop by a little later?" Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home. Finally, his pickup truck drove up the drive way. Her husband opened the door, and immediately saw his naked wife. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress." She said, excitedly. "Needs ironing." He replied. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Elizabeth Y. Hastings Academic Advisor Department of Spanish and Portuguese, ( BAT 110 -- B3700) Advising Office BATTS 218 The University of Texas at Austin Austin, TX 78712-1155 Advising Office: (512) 232-4506 Departmental Office: (512) 471-4936 Office Fax: (512) 471-8073 eyhastings@mail.utexas.edu departmental web site: http://www.sp.utexas.edu/
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