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Return-Path: <melissa.taylor@aggreko.com< Received: from rly-yh02.mx.aol.com (rly-yh02.mail.aol.com [172.18.147.34]) by air-yh01.mail.aol.com (v82.22) with ESMTP id MAILINYH13-0117174314; Thu, 17 Jan 2002 17:43:14 -0500 Received: from ANA003006 (ana001001.aggreko.com [12.36.241.186]) by rly-yh02.mx.aol.com (v82.22) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINYH24-0117174251; Thu, 17 Jan 2002 17:42:51 -0500 Received: FROM ana001011.aggreko.com BY ANA003006 ; Thu Jan 17 16:39:05 2002 -0600 Received: by ana001011 with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) id <DBAM2CD3<; Thu, 17 Jan 2002 16:39:05 -0600 Message-ID: <5627F8629E66D511824F00508BB9317CE17E39@ana001011< From: Melissa Taylor <melissa.taylor@aggreko.com< To: "Bradberry (E-mail)" <bradberrypipi@cs.com<, "Brandon Broussard (E-mail)" <brandon@allstarsigns-graphics.com<, "Celina (E-mail)" <superc@petronet.net<, "Clyde Stansbury (E-mail)" <cstans7301@aol.com<, "Elaine Stansbury (E-mail)" <Frotzie@aol.com<, "Emily Skiles (E-mail)" <EmilyS@vbri.com<, "Eric Anderson (E-mail)" <eanderson@rn.com<, "Erik Mcguire (E-mail)" <Erik.Alida@mindspring.com<, "George (E-mail)" <mrblondegk@yahoo.com<, "Holly Horn (E-mail)" <hollybcute@hotmail.com<, "Melissa Taylor (E-mail)" <SMJTAY@aol.com<, "Mike Stansbury (E-mail)" <mstansbury@angelairrepair.com<, "Paul Darbonne (E-mail)" <pauld@cplainc.com<, "Paul Purvis (E-mail)" <c-paul.purvis@wcom.com<, "Schuyler (E-mail)" <skleinpeter@caldiegopva.org<, "Ryan Sellers (E-mail)" <ryansellers@hotmail.com<, "Wyatt Denney (E-mail)" <wdenney@multifuels.com< Subject: FW: Duck Call Date: Thu, 17 Jan 2002 16:39:03 -0600 Return-Receipt-To: Melissa Taylor <melissa.taylor@aggreko.com< X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Disposition: inline A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel for her Husband's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Walmart "associate" is standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir ... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him, but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with Zebco 404 reel and 10-poundtest line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter; I'll take it." The woman opens her purse and sees her credit card holder drop on the floor. As she bends down to pick it up and passes gas. At first she is really embarrassed, but then concludes there is no way he could tell it was she that farted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and says, "Didn't you tell me it was on special for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes Ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00; but the duck call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50.
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