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<Osama bin Laden walks into the cave where his wife is. She slaps the shit
<out of him. She then berates him as being stupid. "How could you attack
<the Americans?" she says. "We now live in a cave and are bombed
<continuously. You are the world's stupidest person."
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<Dejected, he decides to go for a walk to help him think. As he passes one
<of his bodyguards, the bodyguard slaps him in the back of the head. "You
<are the world's dumbest person. You attack the strongest country on earth
<and then expect them to not retaliate. What an idiot." This gets Osama
<down. From his wife he has come to expect this sort of obuse, but from one
<of his on men, he begins to doubt himself.
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<He goes into his private cave to consult with the Magic Mirror. This
<mirror has solved a lot of problems for him in the past, and he is sure
<that it will help him clear up any doubts. "Oh, Magic Mirror, hear me, and
<answer my question. Am I the stupidest man on earth?"
<
<Later, Osama is seen by one of his advisors with a broad smile on his face.
<He asks Osama, "Master, why are you so happy?"
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<Osama replies, "I am not the stupidest man on earth. The Magic Mirror has
<told me. But I do have a question. Who is Mack Brown?"
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