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09:34 AM --------------------------- "Brent Wallace" <bwallace@zahrsecurities.com< on 01/16/2001 08:55:34 AM Please respond to <BWallace@zahrsecurities.com< To: "Ben Rollman" <BRollman@protrader.com<, "Darron. C. Giron@enron. com" <Darron.C.Giron@enron.com<, "Doug Benditz" <doug@cont-casing.com<, "Joe@gallup. com" <Joe@gallup.com<, "Jeff Young" <jyoung@tcast.com<, "James Conlee" <jconlee@tradecast.com<, "Hollyw" <hollyw@email.msn.com< cc: Subject: FW: Dead Man's Schlong -< A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to < examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be < buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, < who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: < Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen! < < "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I can't < send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis < like this. It has to be saved for posterity." And the < coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. < < The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it < home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have < something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and < he opened his briefcase. < < "Oh, my god!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"
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