Fw: This Is the Captain Speaking

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Subject: Fw: This Is the Captain Speaking

----- Original Message -----
From: "Warren, Stacy" <swarre02@coair.com<
To: "Ugly Boo (E-mail)" <hollyw@email.msn.com<
Sent: Thursday, October 12, 2000 10:27 AM
Subject: FW: This Is the Captain Speaking

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< -----Original Message-----
< From: Brian & Cyndi Clark [mailto:bcclarks@worldnet.att.net]
< Sent: Wednesday, October 11, 2000 8:14 PM
< To: Gary Nathanson; Jerry T. Clark; Jim McLatchie; Kim McColley; Lisa
< Clark; Lori Coy; Larrry Remmert; Brian Clark
< Subject: This Is the Captain Speaking
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< A pilot got on the loudspeaker shortly after takeoff and said to the
< passengers, "Folks, welcome aboard flight seven eighty-nine to Cleveland.
< We'll be flying at thirty-five-thousand feet, and expect to land in an
hour
< and a half. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight."
<
< Forgetting to turn off the microphone, he turned to his copilot, yawned,
and
< said, "Why don't you take over for a while? I'm going to take me a big
< healthy shit, and then I'm gonna fuck the brains outta that pretty blonde
< flight attendant working in coach."
<
< His announcement went over the whole plane. The pretty blonde flight
< attendant in coach heard this and exclaimed, "Oh my God!" and started
< running towards the cockpit.
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< An old lady sitting in an aisle seat stopped her and said, "Relax honey,
< he's gotta take a shit first."
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<