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---------------------- Forwarded by Darron C Giron/HOU/ECT on 07/25/2000
02:47 PM --------------------------- "hollyw" <hollyw@email.msn.com< on 07/25/2000 12:23:39 PM To: "Stacy Warren" <swarre02@coair.com<, "Sheri Thomas" <Sheri.Thomas@enron.com<, "Rochelle Smith" <rochelle@waterengineers.com<, "Robin Janse" <rjjanse@erenj.com<, "Lori Horrocks" <loroks@yahoo.com<, "Janine Gregor" <janine.gregor@talk21.com<, "Debbie Hall" <gmind@icsi.net<, "Darron Giron" <dgiron@enron.com<, "Dana Smith" <dsmith@s3ccpa.com<, "Dan Kerr" <ditchdog81@hotmail.com<, "Barbara Denson" <bbdenson@pdq.net< cc: Subject: Fw: Woman I dont' shave my legs, and I can't balance a checkbook to save my life.....oh well. ----- Original Message ----- From: <TennisGal01@aol.com< To: <WGreen207@aol.com<; <Spunhoney1@aol.com<; <Angel247@cutey.com<; <CPita53@aol.com<; <Jrsgolfer@aol.com<; <Redbird0@earthlink.net< Sent: Monday, June 12, 2000 9:28 PM Subject: Woman < < < < < < < < I am a Woman < < < < << < < < < < < I shave my legs, < < < < << < < < < < < I sit down to pee. < < < < << < < < < < < And I can justify any < < < < << < < < < < < shopping spree. < < < < << < < < < < < Don't go to a barber, < < < < << < < < < < < but a beauty salon. < < < < << < < < < < < Can get a massage, < < < < << < < < < < < without a hard-on. < < < < << < < < < < < I can balance the < < < < << < < < < < < checkbook, < < < < << < < < < < < can pump my own gas. < < < < << < < < < < < Can talk to my friends, < < < < << < < < < < < about the size of my ass. < < < < << < < < < < < My beauty's a masterpiece, < < < < << < < < < < < and yes, it takes long. < < < < << < < < < < < At least I can admit, < < < < << < < < < < < to others when I'm wrong. < < < < << < < < < < < I don't drive in circles, < < < < << < < < < < < at any cost. < < < < << < < < < < < And I don't have a problem < < < < << < < < < < < admitting I'm lost. < < < < << < < < < < < I never forget, < < < < << < < < < < < an important date. < < < < << < < < < < < You just gotta deal with it, < < < < << < < < < < < I'm usually late. < < < < << < < < < < < I don't watch movies, < < < < << < < < < < < with lots of gore. < < < < << < < < < < < Don't need instant replay, < < < < << < < < < < < to remember the score. < < < < << < < < < < < I won't lose my hair, < < < < << < < < < < < I don't get jock itch. < < < < << < < < < < < And just cause I'm assertive, < < < < << < < < < < < Don't call me a bitch. < < < < << < < < < < < Don't say to your friends, < < < < << < < < < < < Oh yeah, I can get her. < < < < << < < < < < < In your dreams, my dear, < < < < << < < < < < < I can do better! < < < < << < < < < < < Flowers are okay, < < < < << < < < < < < But jewelry's best. < < < < << < < < < < < Would you look at my face, < < < < << < < < < < < Not at my chest! < < < < << < < < < < < I don't have a problem, < < < < << < < < < < < with Expressing my feelings. < < < < << < < < < < < I know when you're lying, < < < < << < < < < < < You look at the ceiling. < < < < << < < < < < < Don't call me a girl, < < < < << < < < < < < A babe or a chick. < < < < << < < < < < < I am a WOMAN, < < < < << < < < < < < Get it?! < < < < << < < < < < < < < < < << < < < < < < Now, you must forward this to 4 FEMALES < < < < << < < < < < < or you will have a HORRIBLE streak of bad love life. < < < < < < < < << < < < < < < Not that I believe the above, I just think you < < < < <should < < < < << < < < < forward this to 4 < < < < << < < < < < < women so they can laugh too!!! <
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