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-----Original Message----- From: "Darnell" <dmoore21@charter.net<@ENRON Sent: Saturday, December 01, 2001 10:58 AM To: Dolly Mitchell; Sharon Wagner; Mary Fate; Darnell Robson; Gayle McAdoo; Linda Newsome; Katie Ferrero; Ray Martin; Roxie Wilcox; Sally Cravey; Sherry Ruppelt; Karen Buschlen; Sonny; Lois Shumate; Romalie Talbert; Gretchen Elson; Sean Mayers; Francine Mayers; Mary McConnell; Trudy Mayers; Jessie Mayers; Clark Mayers; Missy Mayers; Carlos Giron; Kristi Giron; Giron, Darron C.; Yvonne Giron Subject: Fw: Kids Answers to Science Questions] ----- < < < Kids Answers to Science Questions. < < < < < < Q: Name the four seasons. < < A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. < < < < Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to < < drink. < < A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large < < pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. < < < < Q: How is dew formed? < < A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. < < < < Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? < < A: Keep it in the cow. < < < < Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? < < A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water < < tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, < < and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. < < < < Q: What are steroids? < < A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. < < < < Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? < < A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. < < < < Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. < < A: Premature death < < < < Q: What is artificial insemination? < < A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. < < < < Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) < < A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax < < and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax < < contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the < < five bowels, A, E, I, O and U. < < < < Q: What is the fibula? < < A: A small lie. < < < < Q: What does "varicose" mean? < < A: Nearby. < < < < Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" < < A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome. < < < < Q: What does the word "benign" mean? < < A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. < < Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com
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