FW: WHY

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Subject: Fw: WHY

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Subject: WHY

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< 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does
< he become disoriented?
< 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
< called Holes?
< 3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
< 4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
< 5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
< 6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
< 7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your
two
< cents in, what happens to the other penny?
< 8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
< 9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to
begin
< with.
< 10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
< 11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
< drives a race car not called a racist?
< 12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
< 13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
< 14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
< 15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
< Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
< 16.If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that
< electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
< deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
< 17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
< 18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
< 19. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
< 20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more
< as they get older, then it dawned on me . they're cramming for their
< final exam.
< 21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
< and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
< 22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are
< we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures
on
< the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered
< the mail?
< 23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
the
< others here for?
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