FW: christmas traditions

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From: "Darnell" <dmoore21@charter.net<@ENRON
Sent: Friday, November 30, 2001 8:47 PM
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Subject: Fw: christmas traditions

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From: Lois Shumate
To: Darnell Moore
Cc: Dianna Jernigan
Sent: Friday, November 30, 2001 12:11 PM
Subject: christmas traditions
Subject: I have always questioned this tradition
Some Christmass traditions have roots where we would least expect them.
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual
trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick,
and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This
stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found
that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence
and were out, heaven knows where to. More Stress! Then when he began to
load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the
ground and scattered the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and
shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves
had hit the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration,
he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces
all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that
mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree
fat man?"
And that my friend... is how the little angel came to be on top of the
Christmas tree.
HO, HO, HO...