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-----Original Message----- From: Eddie Aaron [mailto:edaaron@texas.net] Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 4:22 AM To: Mike Griffith; John Harris; JModesette@aol.com; Sundy Subject: Fw: Guildelines to Enlightenemnt Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 4:11 AM Subject: FWD: Guildelines to Enlightenemnt < 1. Be a Fundamentalist -- make sure the Fun always comes before the < mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will < never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why < we are put in the material world is to get more < material. Have a good laughtsitive twice a day, and that will insure < regularhilarity. < < 2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift -- just for < entering. So you are already a winner! < < 3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision. That is < where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. < That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can change < the channel. < < And Speaking of Channels: Everything I'm telling you is channeled. That < way, if you don't like it, it's not my fault. And < remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So you don't have to go < through channels. < < 4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. And, no < matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of < course God loves you -- He's just not ready to make a commitment. < < 5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought < particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a < condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a < day. And when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga, < remember what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness Training class: "Don't < get even, get odd." < < 6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly < live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you < no mad at me. That way, there'll surely be nomadness on the planet. And < peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, < a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to < make one big peace everywhere. < < 7. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if < you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is < simple. When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it. < < 8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet < train the world, and we'll never have to change it again. < < 9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some bad < news and some good news. The bad news is -- there is < no key to the Universe. The good news is -- it has been left unlocked. <
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