FW: Devious Thinkers and Non-Thinkers

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From: Ashlee Pfeiffer [mailto:ashlee@kcac.net]
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 12:46 PM
To: Mike Griffith
Subject: Fw: Devious Thinkers and Non-Thinkers

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From: "Perri Madden" <Perri.Madden@tobin.com<
To: <ashlee@kcac.net<
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 12:26 PM
Subject: FW: Devious Thinkers and Non-Thinkers

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< < From: DJ Gonzalez [SMTP:dj1@wsimaps.com]
< < Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2001 8:39 AM
< < To: 'Aaron'; 'Butch and Mamie'; 'Danielsahn and bunch'; 'Frost';
< < 'Nikki'; 'Otto Trevino'; 'Perri (work)'; 'My Guitar Jorge'; 'Russell
< < Keller'; 'Sara (home)'; 'Sylvia Whiting'
< < Subject: Devious Thinkers and Non-Thinkers
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< < Devious thinker:
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< < A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he
< < doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"
< <
< < "Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
< <
< < "Nope," replied the man.
< <
< < "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you,"
said
< < the lawyer.
< <
< < "But it's only $500," replied the man.
< <
< < "Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need
< < to nail him."
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< < Non-thinker:
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< < "Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl
< < -and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his
< < feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the
< < "conversation." Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough
< < in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next door
< < neighbor.
< <
< < "My husband spends his nights calling out to owls," she said.
< <
< < "That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband."
< <
< < They paused then started to laugh.
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