FW: New Pet

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From: "Tami, Eric and Jake Moon" <etjmoon@prodigy.net<@ENRON
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2001 11:41 AM
To: Susanne_Schmidt@Dell.com; Shantell DeHaven; Papa; Jamie; Moon, Eric; Granny; Gram and Gramp; Frank Jimenez; Aunt Jackie; Aimee Dorman-Peters
Subject: Fw: New Pet

< < << A NEW PET
< < < <
< < This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a
< < pet. So
< < he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
< < unusual
< < pet.
< <
< < After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a
< < little
< < white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a
< < good
< < location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his
< < new pet
< < to the bar to have a drink.
< <
< < So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
< < Frank's with
< < me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
< <
< < This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
< < him
< < again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But
< < again,
< < there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
< <
< < So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
< < decided to
< < ask him one more! time; this time putting his face up against the
< < centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go
< < to
< < Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
< <
< < A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm
< < putting
< < on my fucking shoes."
< <
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