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-----Original Message----- From: Jerry.Ralston@Fluor.com [mailto:Jerry.Ralston@Fluor.com] Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001 2:47 PM To: vicki glover; Laura Ralston; rkralston@yahoo.com; Gene Agnew; Rng1993@cs.com; SteerMom1@aol.com; Keith at work; jp3t@pocketmail.com; Dana Ralston; Jerry & Sue Ralston; Charles Rolston; Homer Rolston; Jane Rolston Subject: Open Mouth, Insert Foot Subject: Open Mouth, Insert Foot 1. CURL UP AND DIE I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in town and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" - Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin TX 2. PAD PLEASE An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest. - Kate Newman, 46,Winston-Salem, NC 3. HO, HO, HO I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically,and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera! - Name Withheld 4. LADY GOLFER I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." - Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI 5. NUTS ABOUT YOU My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. - Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any use, review, retransmission, dissemination, distribution, reproduction or any action taken in reliance upon this message is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender and delete the material from any computer. Any views expressed in this message are those of the individual sender and may not necessarily reflect the views of the company. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------
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