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<From: "Kevin Hlas" <kjh@rdigroup.com<
<To: "Tim" <tal@spiritone.com<, " Ray" <rjm@rdigroup.com<, " Kevin <Stangeland" <kss@rdigroup.com< <Subject: Fw: Civil War Jokes!!! <Date: 17 Nov 2000 12:12:13 -0800 < < < < < < < < < <1. How many UofO graduates does it take to change a light bulb? < < < Unknown, Still searching for a UofO graduate with the qualifications < < <to do such a task! < < < < < <2. How do you get to UofO from OSU? < < < Head south until you smell it, and east until you step in it! < < < < < <3. Why do Duck women wear bibs? < < < To keep the chew off their dresses! < < < < < <4. Why is UofO thing of putting artificial turf in Autzen Stadium? < < < To keep the cheerleaders from grazing! < < < < < <5. What do you get when you breed a Duck with a groundhog? < < < Six more weeks of bad football! < < < < < <6. What is the difference between a Duck cheerleader and an elephant? < < < About 50 pounds! < < < How do you make them equal? < < < Force feed the elephant! < < < < < <7. What is the difference between a Duck at the bottom of a toilet and < < <a quarter at the bottom of the toilet? < < < The quarter is worth reaching for! < < < < < <8. Why do UofO graduates put their diplomas on the dashboards of their < < <cars? < < < So they can park in handicap spaces? < < < < < <9. What did the UofO graduate say to the Oregon State graduate? < < < Would you like fries with that? < < < < < <10. How do you get a UofO graduate off your front porch? < < < Pay him for the pizza! < < < < < <11. What's the difference between the Ducks and Rice Crispies? < < < Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl! < < < < < <12. Did you hear they're going to replace the Astroturf in Autzen < < <Stadium with Cardboard? < < < The Ducks look good on paper! < < < < < <13. What does a Duck grad call a Beaver Grad? < < < Boss! < < < < < <14. What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Duck on the < < <highway? < < < There are skid marks in front of the skunk! < < < < < <15. What do you call a Duck football player with an IQ of 20? < < < Gifted! < < < _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.
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