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----- Original Message -----
From:?Christy Nikola
Sent:?Thursday, March 08, 2001 3:55 PM
To:?'Claudia Nikola (work)'; 'Dennis Keaton'; 'Mary Bauck'; 'Craig Neves';
'Crystle Gilliam'; Teresa Reilly; Carol Morejohn; Carmen Morefield; Joan
Pariani
Subject:?Dating in the 21st century

< < After a date.......
< <
< < One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they
are about to kiss
< < each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a
little horny. With an
< < air
< < of confidence, he leans with his hand against the
wall and, smiling,
< < he says to her:
< <
< < "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
< <
< < Horrified, she replies
< < "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
< <
< < Him: "Oh come on!? Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
< < Her: "No, please.? Can you imagine if we get
caught?"
< < Him: "Oh come on!? There's nobody around, they're
all sleeping!"
< < Her: "No way.? It's just too risky!"
< < Him? (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you
so much?!?"
< < Her: "No, no, and no.? I love you too, but I just
can't!"
< < Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
< < Her: "No, no.? I just can't"
< < Him: "I beg you ... "
< <
< < Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on,
and the girl's
< < sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and
in a sleepy
< < voice she says:
< <
< < "Dad says go ahead and give him a blowjob, or I can
do it.
< < Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and
do it.
< <
< < But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the
intercom..."