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Return-Path: <karen.mcnulty@usbank.com< Received: from rly-za02.mx.aol.com (rly-za02.mail.aol.com [172.31.36.98]) by air-za04.mail.aol.com (v76_r1.19) with ESMTP; Fri, 03 Nov 2000 12:34:31 -0500 Received: from mx02.usbank.com ([156.36.240.14]) by rly-za02.mx.aol.com (v76_r1.19) with ESMTP; Fri, 03 Nov 2000 12:34:01 -0400 Received: from 10.207.4.79 by mx02.usbank.com with SMTP (WorldSecure Server SMTP Relay(WSS) v4.5); Fri, 03 Nov 2000 09:34:28 -0800 X-Server-Uuid: 1e505468-1c7e-11d4-a4f6-0050da14be60 Received: from 10.88.32.240 by ntorccmx01.or.usbc.com with ESMTP ( WorldSecure Server SMTP Relay(WSS) v4.5); Fri, 03 Nov 2000 09:35:25 -0800 X-Server-Uuid: 9fbd4b68-d59c-11d3-ab85-0004ac4c2802 Subject: Rose bowl joke To: christian.c.casebeer@tek.com, "Sheila Butcher" <sbutcher@north-pacific.com<, david_christian@ml.com, andycox815@hotmail.com, erikdietz@yahoo.com, rgenor@hotmail.com, "Goodwin, Barbara" <barbaragoo@co.clackamas.or.us<, Manish_Gooneratne@risknetworldwide.com, patrick_hallinan@keybank.com, "David Hutcheon" <DHutcheon@webtrends.com<, kauz@terragon.com, charlesk@rosefestival.org, LillahMay@aol.com, mcnultyleepatty@sprintmail.com, Crazyamiller@aol.com, Matthew.Neff@phs.com, DPIERCE@TAXANALYSIS.COM, lrodrigu@pcc.edu, jason.rosario@codesic.com, karina.skou@wanadoo.dk, todd_tyler@cascadehq.com, joe@dynic.com, woods@pacifier.com, kwoodall@standard.com X-Mailer: Lotus Notes Release 5.0.3 March 21, 2000 Message-ID: <OF3C56656B.F719BD7D-ON8825698C.005F3043@or.usbc.com< From: karen.mcnulty@usbank.com Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2000 09:21:08 -0800 X-MIMETrack: Serialize by Router on NTZTWREM04/OR/Servers/USB(Release 5.0.5 |September 22, 2000) at 11/03/2000 09:21:10 AM MIME-Version: 1.0 X-WSS-ID: 161C28D7230456-01-01 X-WSS-ID: 161C28AE48852-01-01 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Thought you would enjoy this one... Two guys from Oregon State University die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?" The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Oregon, the land of rain and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit.? "The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.? The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here. Can't you guys feel that?" Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday, we're from Oregon, the land of rain and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, you know." This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Oregon State and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer. The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself." The two from Oregon State reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Oregon. We've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's this nice." The devil is absolutely furious; he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two from Oregon State. He finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand. When I turn up the heat, you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two? The men look at the devil in surprise, "Well, if hell froze over, that must mean the Beavers are going to the Rose Bowl!" Go Beavs!
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