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Mail.=20 http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Received: by mail2.aracnet.com (mbox dquillen) (with Cubic Circle's cucipop= =20 (v1.31 1998/05/13) Wed Mar 7 12:42:12 2001) X-From_: list-errors.2000000260.0.2000191297.002@boing.topica.com Wed Mar = 7=20 00:19:33 2001 Return-Path: <list-errors.2000000260.0.2000191297.002@boing.topica.com< Received: from outmta016.topica.com (outmta016.topica.com [206.132.75.233])= =20 by mail2.aracnet.com (8.11.0/8.11.0) with SMTP id f278JNH31425 for=20 <dquillen@aracnet.com<; Wed, 7 Mar 2001 00:19:25 -0800 To: Top5@topica.com From: The Top 5 List <Top5List@topfive.com< Subject: Top5 - 3/7/01 - Magic 8-Ball Answers Date: Wed, 07 Mar 2001 00:17:44 -0800 Message-ID: <0.2000000260.418361702-951758591-983953064@topica.com< Reply-To: Top5List@topfive.com X-Topica-Loop: 2000000260 Received: (qmail 24973 invoked by alias); 7 Mar 2001 08:17:02 -0000 Received: (qmail 24963 invoked by uid 0); 7 Mar 2001 08:17:02 -0000 Received: from lsmls01.we.mediaone.net (24.130.1.20) by inmta004.topica.co= m=20 with SMTP; 7 Mar 2001 08:17:02 -0000 Received: from custerdome (we-66-74-8-175.we.mediaone.net [66.74.8.175]) by= =20 lsmls01.we.mediaone.net (8.11.1/8.11.1) with ESMTP id f278H0j15868 for=20 <Top5-*****@topica.com<; Wed, 7 Mar 2001 00:17:00 -0800 (PST) MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=3DUS-ASCII X-mailer: Pegasus Mail for Win32 (v3.12c) Content-Length: 6486 X-MIME-Autoconverted: from 8bit to quoted-printable by mailman.enron.com id= =20 f291MGk16535 To unsubscribe: Top5-unsubscribe@topica.com =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D T H E T O P F I V E L I S T Now in chipotle salsa flavor! =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D Today's Classic Top5: Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't Read it on our website: http://www.topfive.com To subscribe: Top5Classic-subscribe@topica.com March 7, 2001 The Top 14 Answers from the Magic 8-Ball 14< Palm Beach County voter: "Can you make Al Gore the next president?" 8-Ball: "Yes! Mr. Buchanan will be the next president." 13< Al Gore: "Can I trust an 8-Ball to answer all my questions?" 8-Ball: "Hell, yes -- you invented me!" 12< Guilt-ridden, Jewish son of the 8-Ball: "I'm going to play some Snooker with the fellahs, okay, Ma?" 8-Ball: "Answer hazy -- I'm probably not having a stroke, though. Enjoy yourself. I'll be fine in the dark by myself." 11< Pete Rose: "Will I ever be admitted to the Baseball Hall of Fame?" 8-Ball: "Don't bet on it. BWA-HA-HA-HA!!" 10< Warren Christopher and James Baker: "Where will we be going next?" 8-Ball: "Madame Tussaud's, for a touch-up." 9< Chris White: "Will this list suck?" 8-Ball: "Umm... is that a new shirt? It looks great on you!" 8< Adam Sandler: "Will I ever be taken seriously as an actor?" 8-Ball: "Gimme a break. Go play with your money, dumbass." 7< Al Gore: "What is Florida orange juice made from and what should I do in 2004?" 8-Ball: "Concentrate and try again." 6< Santa Claus: "This year, will I get cookies or nookie?" 8-Ball: "Have another Chips Ahoy, Tubby." 5< Robert Downey, Jr.: "Does prison sex involve more cuddling than it did three months ago?" 8-Ball: "My sources say, 'Bend over, pretty boy.'" 4< Jack Nicholson: "Will Lara Flynn Boyle and I ever get back together?" 8-Ball: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" 3< Kid Rock: "How many minutes of fame do I have left?" 8-Ball: "Let me get you Vanilla Ice's phone number." 2< Britney Spears: "Am I pregnant?" 8-Ball: "Probably, you little slut." and Topfive.com's Number 1 Answer from the Magic 8-Ball... 1< Dick Cheney: "Will my heart be strong enough to carry me through the next 4 years?" 8-Ball: "My sources say... BOO!!!" 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