Fwd: Duck/Beaver Joke...ha ha ha!

Enjoy...pass it on to your friends (and to Rob)!!! Go DUCKS!

Haaaaaaaappy Friiiidaaaaaaaaay!!!

---------------------- Forwarded by Grace Rodriguez/PDX/ECT on 10/27/2000
02:04 PM ---------------------------
Subject: Fwd: Duck/Beaver Joke...ha ha ha!

<A first grade teacher in?Corvallis explains to her class that she is
<a?Beavers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too
<are?Beaver fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one
<little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says,
<"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
<
<"Because I'm not a?Beaver's fan," she replied.
<
<The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a?Beaver's
<fan, then who are you a fan of?"
<
<"I am a?Duck'sfan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
<
<The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you a?Duck's
<fan?"
<
<"Because my mom is a?Duck's fan, and my dad is?Duck's fan, so I'm a
<Duck's fan too!"
<
<"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no
<reason for you to be a?Duck's fan. You don't have to be just like your
<parents all of
<the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what
<would you be then?"
<
<"Then ," Janie smiled, "We'd be?Beaver fans."