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Michelle Cash asked me to forward this script to you. I will be in touch=
=20 with Janette to schedule the most convenient time for filming on Tuesday or= =20 Wednesday, April 9 or 10. Thanks.=20 Script Quarterly Mandatory Office Move Policy=20 Location: The Construction Site Props: Substitute Building Guy in Building Guy Attire (Hard Hat, tool belt= ),=20 Mark Haedicke with Hard Hat and Blazer Script ENA Lawyer in an Obsequious Voice: Hey, Substitute Building Guy, I=01,m wi= th=20 ENA Legal and I=01,ve had four office moves this past year because of=20 construction on our floor. Please, please tell me that when we move to the= =20 new building, I won=01,t have to move offices ever again. =20 Substitute Building Guy (with Mark Haedicke standing next to him): Well,= =20 good news, I can promise you that new building will be Enron=01,s state of = the=20 art and Jeff Skilling has mandated that there won=01,t be any more construc= tion=20 in the new building for at least 2 years after it opens. But as for whethe= r=20 you=01,ll be moving offices again, I think I better let your general counse= l,=20 Mark Haedicke address that question. Mark. Mark Haedicke in a dry, public service announcement deadpan: Thanks,=20 Substitute Building Guy and thank you [lawyer=01,s name] for your question.= =20 [Lawyer=01,s name], as you pointed out, you have had to move 4 times this y= ear=20 and although you may feel it=01,s been disruptive, your office moves and th= ose=20 of your colleagues have produced some very valuable unintended consequences= =20 that we want to continue enjoying: first, constant office moves promote=20 increased collegiality; second, constant office moves ensure that ENA Legal= =20 remains at the "cutting edge of Enron's document retention policies"; and,= =20 third, constant office moves have dramatically reduced our outside counsel= =20 litigation fees since we have no documents to produce during discovery=20 requests. As a result, I am pleased to announce our new "quarterly office= =20 move policy". Our new quarterly office move policy will continue to promot= e=20 the foregoing objectives and, in fact, I intend to suggest to Jim Derrick a= t=20 the next general counsel=01,s meeting that we implement this policy on a=20 corporate basis. Remember, we may be done with construction, but we=01,ll = never=20 be done moving. =20 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------= --- --------------------------- Michelle Cash Enron North America Corp. 1400 Smith Street, EB 3823 Houston, Texas 77002 (713) 853-6401 michelle.cash@enron.com This message may contain confidential information that is protected by the= =20 attorney-client and/or work product privileges.
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