fun one

A married man goes to confessional and he tells the
< priest, "I had
< an affair with a woman... almost."
<
< The priest says, "What do you mean almost?"
<
< The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed
< together but
< then I stopped."
<
< The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as
< putting it
< in. You're not to go near that woman again, now say
< five Hail
< Marys and put $50 in the poor box."
<
< The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his
< prayers,
< then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a
< moment and
< then starts to leave.
<
< The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over
< to him
< and says, "I saw that, you didn't put any money in
< the poor box!"
<
< The man replied, "Well Father, I rubbed up against
< it and you
< said it was the same as putting it in!