FW: Signs

A funny from Mikie...

:-)

---------------------- Forwarded by Julie A Gomez/HOU/ECT on 02/22/2001 01:45
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From: Michael J Legler@ENRON on 02/22/2001 12:37 PM MST
Sent by: Michael J Legler@ENRON
To: klexplore@aol.com, lilybar44@hotmail.com, tbethel@win2000.com, Julie A
Gomez/HOU/ECT@ECT, Jim Schwieger/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:
Subject: FW: Signs

< *Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
< *On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
< *On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call
< your plumber."
< *Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
< *At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
< *Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
< *At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
< *On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
< *In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
< and
< take appropriate action."
< *On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
< *At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
< you've come to the right place."
< *On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
< *In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
< *On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
< *At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
< payment."
< *Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
< *In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
< *At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your
< bill.
< However, if you don't, you will be."
< *In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and
< get fed up."
< *In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait"
<