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---------------------- Forwarded by Judy Hernandez/HOU/ECT on 10/17/2000
02:33 PM --------------------------- Maria Sandoval 10/17/2000 10:49 AM To: Andrea R Guillen/HOU/ECT@ECT, Phenicia Olivier/HOU/ECT@ECT, Bernice Rodriguez/HOU/ECT@ECT, Melissa Rodriguez/HOU/ECT@ECT, Cassandra S Dutton/HOU/ECT@ECT, Lorraine Becker/HOU/ECT@ECT, Melba Lozano/HOU/ECT@ECT, Chantelle Villanueva/HOU/ECT@ECT, patty.soria@halliburton.com, elizabeth.gutierrez@eott.com, Judy Hernandez/HOU/ECT@ECT, Elizabeth Soto/HOU/ECT@ECT, amolina@unifirst.com, Pamela Sonnier/HOU/ECT@ECT, Brenda Barreda/HOU/EES@EES, Yolanda Pena/Corp/Enron@Enron, Claudia Clark/HOU/ECT@ECT, Lisa Shoemake/HOU/ECT@ECT, Amber Limas/HOU/ECT@ECT, Alex Saldana/HOU/ECT@ECT, margiec@networkinterstate.com, yolanda.sandoval@halliburton.com, Alisha Guerrero/HOU/ECT@ECT, yolanda.sandoval@halliburton.com, margiec@networkinterstate.com, "Richardson, Monica" <Monica.Richardson@sous.com<, jfgarcia2000@aol.com cc: Subject: CHAIN!This is funny. ---------------------- Forwarded by Maria Sandoval/HOU/ECT on 10/17/2000 10:47 AM --------------------------- From: Chantelle Villanueva 10/17/2000 10:14 AM To: Elizabeth Soto/HOU/ECT@ECT, Maria Sandoval/HOU/ECT@ECT, Irena D Hogan/HOU/ECT@ECT, Heather Choate/HOU/ECT, Kim Perez/ET&S/Enron@ENRON, Kimberly Vaughn/HOU/ECT@ECT, Aimee Lannou/HOU/ECT@ECT, Alisha Guerrero/HOU/ECT@ECT, Brenda Barreda/HOU/EES@EES, Pamela Sonnier/HOU/ECT@ECT, Melissa Rodriguez/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: CHAIN!This is funny. ---------------------- Forwarded by Chantelle Villanueva/HOU/ECT on 10/17/2000 10:16 AM --------------------------- From: Kim Perez@ENRON on 10/17/2000 10:13 AM To: mike_arellano@usa.net, bbroussard@searchproject.org, CassandraH@TEXASENT.COM, Chantelle Villanueva/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: This is funny. ---------------------- Forwarded by Kim Perez/ET&S/Enron on 10/17/2000 10:11 AM --------------------------- "Bill R. Hulin" <brhulin@cmsenergy.com< on 10/17/2000 09:52:44 AM To: kim.perez@enron.com cc: Subject: This is funny. Subject: THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! < < < < < < << DO NOT SAVE - PASS ON < < < < < << < < < < < << A man takes the day off work and < < < < < << < < < < < << decides to go out golfing. < < < < < << He is on the second hole when he < < < < < << < < < < < << notices a frog sitting next to < < < < < << < < < < < << the green. < < < < < << < < < < < << He thinks nothing of it and is < < < < < << < < < < < << about to shoot when he < < < < < << < < < < < << hears, Ribbit 9 Iron." < < < < < << < < < < < << The man looks around and doesn't < < < < < << < < < < < << see anyone. Again, he < < < < < << < < < < < << hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks < < < < < << < < < < < << at the frog and decides to < < < < < << < < < < < << prove the frog wrong, puts the < < < < < << < < < < < << club away, and grabs a 9 iron. < < < < < << < < < < < << Boom! < < < < < << < < < < < << He hits it 10 inches from the < < < < < << < < < < < << cup. He is shocked. He says < < < < < << < < < < < << to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. < < < < < << < < < < < << You must be a lucky frog, eh? < < < < < << < < < < < << The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky < < < < < << < < < < < << frog." < < < < < << < < < < < << The man decides to take the frog < < < < < << < < < < < << with him to the next hole. < < < < < << < < < < < << "What do you think frog?" the < < < < < << < < < < < << man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." < < < < < << < < < < < << The guy takes out a 3 wood and, < < < < < << < < < < < << Boom! Hole in one. The < < < < < << < < < < < << man is befuddled and doesn't know < < < < < << < < < < < << what to say. By the end < < < < < << < < < < < << of the day, the man golfed the < < < < < << < < < < < << best game of golf in his life and < < < < < << < < < < < << asks the frog, "OK where to < < < < < << < < < < < << next?" < < < < < << < < < < < << The frog replies, "Ribbit Las < < < < < << < < < < < << Vegas." They go to Las Vegas < < < < < << < < < < < << and the guy says, "OK frog, now < < < < < << < < < < < << what?" The frog says, < < < < < << < < < < < << "Ribbit Roulette." Upon < < < < < << < < < < < << approaching the roulette table, The man < < < < < << < < < < < << asks, "What do you think I should < < < < < << < < < < < << bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit < < < < < << < < < < < << $3000, black 6." Now, this is a < < < < < << < < < < < << million-to-one shot to win, but < < < < < << < < < < < << after the golf game the man < < < < < << < < < < < << figures what the heck. < < < < < << < < < < < << Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding < < < < < << < < < < < << back across the table. < < < < < << < < < < < << The man takes his winnings and < < < < < << < < < < < << buys the best room in the < < < < < << < < < < < << hotel. He sits the frog down and < < < < < << < < < < < << says, "Frog, I don't know how to < < < < < << < < < < < << repay you. < < < < < << < < < < < << You've won me all this money and < < < < < << < < < < < << I am forever grateful." < < < < < << < < < < < << The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss < < < < < << < < < < < << Me." He figures why not, < < < < < << < < < < < << since after all the frog did for < < < < < << < < < < < << him, he deserves it. With a < < < < < << < < < < < << kiss, the frog turns into a < < < < < << < < < < < << gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, < < < < < << < < < < < << your honor, is how the girl < < < < < << < < < < < << ended up in my room. So help me God < < < < < << < < < < < << or my name is not William Jefferson < < < < < << < < < < < << Clinton." < < < < < << < < < < < << The origination of this letter is < < < < < << < < < < < << unknown, but it brings < < < < < << < < < < < << good luck to everyone who passes < < < < < << < < < < < << it on. The one who breaks the < < < < < << < < < < < << chain will have bad luck. Do < < < < < << < < < < < << not keep this. Do not send < < < < < << < < < < < << money. < < < < < << < < < < < << Just forward it to five of your < < < < < << < < < < < << friends to whom you wish good < < < < < << < < < < < << luck. < < < < < << < < < < < << You will see that something good < < < < < << < < < < < << happens to you four MINUTES < < < < < << < < < < < << from now if the chain is not < < < < < << < < < < < << broken. < < < < < << < < < < < << YOU WILL RECEIVE GOOD LUCK IN < < < < < << < < < < < << FOUR MINUTES. < < < < < <
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