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---------------------- Forwarded by Jennifer Cutaia/Corp/Enron on 11/28/2000
09:53 AM --------------------------- Etelvina Guerra@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT 11/28/2000 09:49 AM To: Jessica.Anaya/HOU/ECT@ECT, claudiaidette@aol.com, <taikkiris_chick@hotmail.com<, ccantu@abm.com, aurora_garcia@valic.com, HerreraM@perryhomes.net, Jennifer Cutaia/CORP/ENRON@ENRON, karina.benavides@lyondell-citgo.com, Iris montemayor/GPGFIN/ENRON@Enron, yolly_lolly@yahoo.com, Claudia.Guerra@Enron.Com, Perla Montemayor@Enron cc: Subject: Chick Poem < CHICK POEM < < < < < < A poem for us gals..... < < < < < < To us girls. < < < < < < Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess < < < I have two mounds upon my bodice < < < I shave my legs, I sit down to pee < < < Can justify any shopping spree. < < < < < < Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon < < < Can get a massage without a hard-on < < < I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas < < < Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. < < < My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. < < < At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. < < < I don't drive in circles at any cost, < < < And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. < < < I never forget an important date < < < You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late < < < I don't watch movies with lots of gore < < < Don't need instant replay to remember the score. < < < I won't lose my hair, < < < I don't get jock itch, < < < And just cause I'm assertive, < < < Don't call me a bitch. < < < < < < I don't wear the same underwear everyday < < < The food in my fridge has no sign of decay. < < < Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart, < < < Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art < < < Don't say to your friends, < < < Oh yeah, I can get her < < < In your dreams, my dear, < < < I can do better!!! < < < < < < Flowers are okay, < < < But jewelry's best. < < < Would you look at my face, < < < Not at my chest! < < < < < < I don't have a problem < < < Expressing my feelings < < < I know when you're lying, < < < You look at the ceiling. < < < < < < Don't call me a girl, < < < A babe or a chick. < < < I am a WOMAN, < < < Get it, you prick?! < < < < < < Now, you must forward this to 4 FEMALES or you will have a HORRIBLE < < < streak of bad love life. Not that I believe the above, I just think <you < < < should < < < forward this to 4 women so they can laugh too!!! < < < < < < So, just EXACTLY, what is a BITCH????? < < < B -- Babe < < < I -- In < < < T -- Total < < < C -- Control of < < < H -- Herself <
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