Fwd: FW: Hillary & Janet

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Amber Limas
02/01/2000 02:23 PM

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Subject: Fwd: FW: Hillary & Janet

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Subject: Fwd: FW: Hillary & Janet

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Sheila Chadwick <smchadwic@yahoo.com< on 02/01/2000 10:38:19 AM
To: Faith Wells <fwells@ascap.com<
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Subject: Fwd: FW: Hillary & Janet

Subject: FW: Hillary & Janet

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were
< having one of those girl to girl talks.
<
< Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up
< with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and
< there's no telling where he last had his pecker."
<
< Janet responded. "Just because I am considered ugly, doesn't
< mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
<
< Hillary asks, "Well how do you deal with the problem?"
<
< Janet says, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make
< a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest,
< nastiest, fart I can."
<
< Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when
< Hillary headed for bed. She could hear him start to stir, and
< knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been
< saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up
< her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding
< fart you could imagine.
<
< Bill rolls over and says, "Is that you, Janet?"
<
<

Sheila Chadwick

"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so
regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened
for us." -- Alexander Graham Bell

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