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02/28/2000 06:18 PM --------------------------- GRHRDH@aol.com on 02/26/2000 09:34:56 PM To: Regina.Blackshear@enron.com, SOYINIE@msn.com cc: Subject: Fwd: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail CHECK THIS PIECE OF INFORMATION OUT. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD ENJOY READING THIS. Return-path: SWI422@aol.com From: SWI422@aol.com Full-name: SWI422 Message-ID: <50.208bd8c.25e88cb7@aol.com< Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2000 20:56:07 EST Subject: Fwd: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail To: Fswiftb@aol.com, owinn@csc.com, swiftletha@earthlink.net, shirley.winn-roy@astrazeneca.com, GRHRDH@aol.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part2_3e.151c530.25e88cb7_boundary" X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 70 Return-Path: <ksd@bright.net< Received: from rly-yh02.mx.aol.com (rly-yh02.mail.aol.com [172.18.147.34]) by air-yh03.mail.aol.com (v69.17) with ESMTP; Fri, 25 Feb 2000 19:32:18 -0500 Received: from sparticus.bright.net (sparticus.bright.net [205.212.123.5]) by rly-yh02.mx.aol.com (v69.17) with ESMTP; Fri, 25 Feb 2000 19:31:35 -0500 Received: from k5k4y3 (vaug-3640-1-cs-49.dial.bright.net [216.201.26.243]) by sparticus.bright.net (8.9.3/8.9.3 ComNet Build) with SMTP id TAA18718 for <swi422@aol.com<; Fri, 25 Feb 2000 19:31:32 -0500 (EST) Message-ID: <045701bf7ffa$19ffa880$f31ac9d8@k5k4y3< From: "Kennedy Dennard Sr." <ksd@bright.net< To: "Sharon Swift" <swi422@aol.com< Subject: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2000 19:37:52 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0454_01BF7FC7.CE8B0520" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 ? ----- Original Message ----- From: Kennedy Dennard Sr. To: Tiffani Selhorst Sent: Friday, February 25, 2000 7:35 PM Subject: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail ? ----- Original Message ----- From: Lori's Mail To: Zak Burgess ; Verne McLean & Tina Howerth ; Stacy Stevens ; Rita Stapleton ; Mike Bradshaw ; Mallory R. Cox ; Kay Hites ; Jessica Cummins ; Jenny Lehman ; Erin Conrad ; courtney jones ; Cindy King ; Carmelita Johnson ; Bryan Lewis ; Bethany Burgess ; B-ballplaya4lif@webtv.net ; Audra Hillard Sent: Thursday, February 03, 2000 10:27 AM Subject: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail ? ----- Original Message ----- From: Kim Stevenson To: Thersa ; Pandora ; Mike and Judy ; Michelle Lawley ; Maryann Brohard ; Lori McCollough ; Joan Dibble ; Joan Alspach ; Jenny and Scott Crawford ; Jeff Berthelot ; Charlie Tata ; Bob Sent: Thursday, February 03, 2000 8:23 AM Subject: FW: Heavenly Voice Mail < < Subject:? Heavenly Voice Mail < < < < Hope you all don't mind.? Thought this was really cute. < < < <??? We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of < < modern life.? But have you wondered, what if God decided to install < voice < < mail? < < < < Imagine praying and hearing this: < <??? "Thank you for calling My Father's House. < <??? Please select one of the following options: < < < <??? Press 1 for Requests < <??? Press 2 for Thanksgiving < <??? Press 3 for Complaints < <??? Press 4 for All Other Inquiries. < < < < I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now. < < However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the < order < < it was received, so please stay on the line.? If you would like to speak < < to: < < < <??? God?? Press 1 < <??? For Jesus?? Press? 2 < <??? For the Holy Spirit,? Press < < < <??? If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while? you are < holding < < please Press 4. < < < <?? To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven.?? Press 5, < enter < < his or her Social Security number, then press the pound key. < < < < (If you get a negative response, try area code 666.) < < < <? For reservations at My Father's House please enter?? J-O-H-N followed < by < < 3-1-6. < < < < For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth < and < < where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here. < < < < Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.? Please hang < up < < and try again tomorrow. < < < < This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. < < < < Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. < < < < If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact < your < < local pastor." < < < < THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND HE LISTENS WHEN WE PRAY!!!!!
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