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<< I know it's sexist but oh so funny (and true?)!!!!!!!!
<< << BRAIN TRANSPLANT... << < In the hospital the relatives gathered in the << <waiting room, << where their family member lay gravely ill. << Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and << <somber. << I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he << <said as he surveyed << the worried faces. "The only hope left for << <your loved one << at this time is a brain transplant. It's an << <experimental procedure, << semi-risky and you will have to pay for the << <brain yourselves." << The family members sat silent as they absorbed << <the news. << After a great length of time, someone asked, << <"Well, how much does << a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, << "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a << <female brain." << The moment turned awkward. Men in the room << <started to smile, << avoiding eye contact with the women and some << <actually smirked. << A man, unable to control his curiosity, << <blurted out the question << everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain << <so much more?" << The doctor smiled at the childish innocence << <and so to the entire << group said, "It's just standard pricing << <procedure. << We have to mark down the price of the female << <brains, << because they've actually been used." << SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO << <THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN << HANDLE IT! << << << < <
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