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[IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] November 13, 2000 To modify your profile, or to subscribe, click here. Click here for sponsor Cool Site of the Day Fact of the Day Joke of the Day Quote of the Day Born Today Click here for sponsor Click on Ad -- Support InfoBeat's Free Services [IMAGE]Cartoon - eCard - Crazyness! Tooned.com features funny cartoon cards, comics, and e-toys for everybody to send to friends. New ToonCards are added every week. Download this week's special ToonCard: "A Greenhorn Thanksgiving" The neighbors from space are celebrating Thanksgiving in their own inimitable way, with a very special guest of honor... a constant companion thru the long winter nights who, best of all, won't eat all the Turkey! Pull up a chair, help yourself to vittles, and join us, for a Greenhorn Thanksgiving! [IMAGE] Cool Site of the Day Island.8081 - too weird to explain, too mysterious to leave. www.8081.com Return to Top Fact of the Day Archie Comics fans will be happy to know that a "real-life" film version of "Josie and the Pussycats" is in the works and is scheduled to hit theaters in 2001. Aging Gen X'ers may remember the 1970s Hanna-Barbera "Pussycat" series, on which Cheryl Ladd of "Charlie's Angels" fame provided the singing voice for ditsy drummer Melody Valentine. For more, click here. Return to Top Joke of the Day *** Accouting for Taste The accountant for the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe was retiring after working for the firm for seventeen years. Cheatham was interviewing applicants, and was disappointed, as only three had even bothered to send in a resume. After looking over the application of the first, an accountant with six years experience at Goldman Sachs, he called the first applicant in, and asked the woman what 2 plus 2 was. She answered, "Four." Cheatham said he would call her if she was selected. The second candidate was a CPA from Harvard, and at the end of the interview he was asked the same question, "What is two and two?" The CPA replied, "Four." Cheatham told him that he would call the young man if he was selected. The third applicant was a recently-graduated philosophy. Cheatham figured that this wasn't going to go anywhere, but thought, "What the hey? I've got nothing to lose." He interviewed the young man quickly and asked, "I know you don't have an accountancy background, but can you tell me what two plus two is?" To which the philosophy major replied, "Can you tell me what would you want it to be?" And was hired on the spot. For more jokes, click Joke-Of-The-Day.com Return to Top Quote of the Day Thought For Today: "From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need." - Karl Marx, philosopher (1818-1883). Return to Top Born Today - Actress Madeleine Sherwood is 78. - Producer-director Garry Marshall is 66. - Country singer-songwriter Ray Wylie Hubbard is 54. - Actor Joe Mantegna is 53. - Actress-comedian Whoopi Goldberg is 45. - Actress Caroline Goodall is 41. - Actress Tracy Scoggins is 41. - Rock musician Walter Kibby (Fishbone) is 36. Source: Associated Press Return to Top [IMAGE] [IMAGE][IMAGE][IMAGE] Click on Ad -- Support InfoBeat's Free Services Click here for sponsor Receive comics, horoscopes, and more in your email every day! Sign up for InfoBeat Fun or any of InfoBeat's other personalized email services at www.InfoBeat.com. You are subscribed with e-mail address: [judy.hernandez@enron.com] InfoBeat: News | Weather | Snow | Finance | Sports | Entertainment Fun | Reminders | Classifieds | MarketPlace Home | User Profile | Feedback | About Us | Terms , 2000 indimi, inc. All rights reserved. InfoBeat is a registered tradmark of indimi, inc. InfoBeat services are for personal use only. Commercial use or redistribution in any form, printed or electronic, is prohibited. To unsubscribe, go to the individual service profile and click unsubscribe, or send an e-mail feedback@infobeat.com with the word "unsubscribe" in the subject line.
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