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<<BIG 5 Joke << <<It was the first day of school and a new student named <<Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the <<fourth grade. << <<The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. <<Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of <<blank faces, except for Suzuki, "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said. << <<"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the <<people, for the people, shall not perish from the <<earth'?" Again, no response except from Suzuki: <<"Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki << <<The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. <<Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows moreabout its history than <<you do.She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs << <<"Who said that?" she demanded << <<Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982 << <<At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna <<puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" << <<Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, <<1991." << <<Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" << <<Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the <<teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" << <<Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If <<you say anything else, I'll kill you." << <<Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to <<Chandra Levy 2001." << <<The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around <<the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG <<trouble!" and Suzuki said, "Arthur Andersen, 2001." <
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