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<From: "stanley czajkowski" <sjplus5@hotmail.com< <To: BJLord2@aol.com, cahemming@hotmail.com, cardiac734@aol.com, <cardiactech@adelphia.net, cmarsh3892@aol.com, dwestwood@erols.com, <emsequalnolife@aol.com, found1@earthlink.net, haasdc@borg.com, <haasmb@netscape.net, jwalsh@medicorpihn.com, katwilliams@juno.com, <kesterl@hoffman.army.mil, kidd108@attbi.com, ladybee108@webtv.net, <Larry.Gordon@usmc-mccs.org, maniac_8@hotmail.com, okfine66@aol.com, <pd4byot@aol.com, pita651@aol.com, ralph.walters@gsa.gov, <rdavies@twcny.rr.com, s-t-a-k@msn.com, shedrick@erols.com, <tina_leavy@msn.com <Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Some gems from teachers <Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2002 09:36:59 -0500 < < < < <<From: "Kathy S. Williams" <katwilliams@juno.com< <<To: ftzimmer@together.net, BBrogo@aol.com, sjplus5@juno.com, <<SEANO231@aol.com, cocoppm@msn.com, NanFolks00@aol.com, <<grumby@dreamscape.com, zoey233@cs.com, melwilliams72@hotmail.com, <<wanwood@adelphia.net, timdawg1023@cs.com <<Subject: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Some gems from teachers <<Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 17:55:34 -0500 << << <<Sent: Monday, February 18, 2002 7:02 PM <<Subject: Fwd: Fw: Some gems from teachers << << << << << << < << < << < < Subject: Some gems from teachers These are actual << < < (supposedly) comments made on students' report cards by << < < teachers in the New York City public school system. All << < < teachers were rightfully reprimanded. Keeping this in << < < mind, ya gotta admit some of them are kinda funny. The << < < problem had to be with the students because these << < < teachers were original and WITTY. << < < << < < 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock << < < bottom and has started to dig. << < < << < < 2. I would not allow this student to breed. << < < << < < 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. << < < << < < 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. << < < << < < 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then << < < consistently fails to achieve them. << < < << < < 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the << < < plastic thing to hold it all together. << < < << < < 7. THis child has been working with glue too much. << < < << < < 8. When your daughters IQ reaches 50, she should sell. << < < << < < 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the << < < train isn't coming. << < < << < < 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be << < < watered twice a week. << < < << < < 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created << < < this child beat out 1,000,000 << < < others. << < < << < < 12. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is definitely << < < dead. << < < << < < << < << < << < << < << <--------------------------------- << <Do You Yahoo!? << <Yahoo! Sports - Coverage of the 2002 Olympic Games << << << <<MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: Click Here < < < < <_________________________________________________________________ <Join the world?s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. <http://www.hotmail.com < _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx
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