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<From: "stanley czajkowski" <sjplus5@hotmail.com< <To: BJLord2@aol.com, cahemming@hotmail.com, Cardiac696@aol.com, <cardiac734@aol.com, cardiactech@adelphia.net, cmarsh3892@aol.com, <dwestwood@erols.com, emsequalnolife@aol.com, found1@earthlink.net, <Gary_Butt@dom.com, haasdc@borg.com, haasmb@netscape.net, <jons_stang@yahoo.com, jwalsh@medicorpihn.com, katwilliams@juno.com, <kesterl@hoffman.army.mil, kidd108@attbi.com, ladybee108@webtv.net, <Larry.Gordon@usmc-mccs.org, maniac_8@hotmail.com, okfine66@aol.com, <pd4byot@aol.com, pita651@aol.com, ralph.walters@gsa.gov, <rdavies@twcny.rr.com, s-t-a-k@msn.com, tabrams@gargerassoc.com, <tina_leavy@msn.com, welsh@ibb.gov, Wollimat1@cs.com <Subject: Fwd: Fw: Share This One With Tinker !!!!!! <Date: Sat, 23 Feb 2002 17:02:52 -0500 < < < < <<From: "Joanne and Bruce Shedrick" <shedrick@erols.com< <<To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;< <<Subject: Fw: Share This One With Tinker !!!!!! <<Date: Sat, 23 Feb 2002 16:53:56 -0500 << << << << << << < Subject: Shopping at Wal-Mart << < << < A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's << < birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and <<goes << < over to the counter. A Walmart "associate" is standing there with dark << < shades on. She says "Excuse me sir ... can you tell me anything about <<this << < rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop <<it << < on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from << < the sound it makes." << < << < She doesn't believe him, but drops it on the counter << < anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with Zebco << < 404 reel and 10-pound test line. It's a good all around combination and << < it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that <<you << < can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter; I'll << < take it." The woman opens her purse and sees her credit card holder <<drop << < on the floor. As she bends down to pick it up she accidentally passes <<gas. << < << < << < At first she is really embarrassed, but then concludes there is no way <<he << < could tell it was she that farted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that <<she << < was the only person around. << < << < The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be << < $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and says, "Didn't <<you << < tell me it was on special for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He <<replies, << < "Yes Ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00; but the duck call is $11.00 and << < the catfish bait is $3.50." << < << < << < < < < <_________________________________________________________________ <Join the world?s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. <http://www.hotmail.com < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp.
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