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<From: "stanley czajkowski" <sjplus5@hotmail.com< <To: BJLord2@aol.com, cahemming@hotmail.com, cardiactech@adelphia.net, <cmarsh3892@aol.com, dwestwood@erols.com, emsequalnolife@aol.com, <found1@earthlink.net, Gary_Butt@dom.com, haasdc@borg.com, <haasmb@netscape.net, jons_stang@yahoo.com, katwilliams@juno.com, <kesterl@hoffman.army.mil, kidd108@attbi.com, ladybee108@webtv.net, <Larry.Gordon@usmc-mccs.org, maniac_8@hotmail.com, okfine66@aol.com, <pd4byot@aol.com, pita651@aol.com, ralph.walters@gsa.gov, s-t-a-k@msn.com, <tina_leavy@msn.com, welsh@ibb.gov, Wollimat1@cs.com <Subject: Fwd: Fw: So, how did you break your arm? <Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 12:23:29 -0500 < < < < <<From: "Joanne and Bruce Shedrick" <shedrick@erols.com< <<To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;< <<Subject: Fw: So, how did you break your arm? <<Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 10:59:37 -0500 << << << <<Subject: So, how did you break your arm? << << << < << < << < < Subject: "So, how did you break your arm?" << < << < Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of <<the << < slopes as written by a New Orleans paper: << < << < A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah with the kind <<of << < story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart. Conditions were <<perfect...12 << < below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over...the "Tell me <<when << < we're having fun" kind of day. << < One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in <<dire << < need of a rest room. He told her not to worry, that there surely, was <<relief << < waiting at the top of the lift for skiers in distress. He was wrong, of << < course, and the pain did not go away. << < Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested that, <<since << < she was wearing an all-white ski outfit she should go off in the woods <<and <<no << < one would even notice. << < So she headed for the tree line, began lowering her ski pants and <<proceeded << < to do her thing. You know there is a right way and wrong way to set <<your <<skis << < so you don't move. Yup, you got it!!! She had them positioned the wrong <<way. << < Without warning, the woman found herself skiing backward, <<out-of-control, << < racing through the trees... her pants down around her knees, and she <<was << < picking up speed. She was totally out-of-control, creating an unusual <<vista << < for the other skiers. The woman skied back under the lift and finally << < collided violently with a pylon. The bad news was that she broke her <<arm <<and << < was unable to pull up her ski pants. << < At long last her husband arrived, putting an end to her nudie show, the <<ski << < patrol transported her to a hospital. While in the emergency room, a <<man <<with << < an obviously broken leg was put in the bed next to hers. "So, how'd you <<break << < your leg?" she asked, making small talk. << < "It was the darndest thing you ever saw," he said. "I was riding up <<this <<ski << < lift and suddenly, there was this crazy woman skiing backward, << < out-of-control, down the mountain, with her bare bottom hanging out of <<her << < pants. << < I leaned over to get a better look and fell out of the lift." "So, <<how'd <<you << < break your arm?" << < << << < << < << << < << < << < < < < <_________________________________________________________________ <MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: <http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx < _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com
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