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<From: Cardiac696@aol.com <To: H20MLNCRWL@aol.com, Cardiac734@aol.com, found1@earthlink.net, <Iwannatlk@aol.com, Pita651@aol.com, neldavis@juno.com, <Mikedeni@aol.com, firefighter@va.prestige.net, Resdive626@hotmail.com, < UJSDNTNO@aol.com, EMT607@aol.com, Chrisdfiredog@aol.com, <Laubertimes5@cs.com, Tina_Leavy@msn.com, CMarsh3892@aol.com, <Emsequalnolife@aol.com, MWCMANDIE@aol.com, Jwalsh@medicorpihn.com <Subject: Nine months later <Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2002 19:21:38 EST < < < < Nine months later... < < < < Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. < < They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. < < After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a < < terrible blizzard. < < < < They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive < < lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. < < "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this < < huge house all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed," < < she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let < < you stay in my house." < < "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. < < And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." < < The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn < < and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had < < cleared, and they got on their way, enjoying a great weekend < < of skiing. < < < < About nine months later, Jack received a letter from an < < attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he < < finally determined that it was from the attorney of that < < attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. < < He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember < < that good looking widow woman that let us sleep in her barn on < < our ski trip up North?" < < "Yes, I do." < < "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the < < house and pay her a visit?" < < "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. < < "I have to admit that I did." < < "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your < < name?" < < Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid < < I did. Why do you ask?" < < .. <.. <....... <...... <...... <...... <....... <........ < < < < < < "She just died and left me everything." < < (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?) < < _________________________________________________________________ Join the world?s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com
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