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<From: Cardiac696@aol.com <To: H20MLNCRWL@aol.com, Cardiac734@aol.com, found1@earthlink.net, <Pita651@aol.com, Mikedeni@aol.com, firefighter@va.prestige.net, <Resdive626@hotmail.com, UJSDNTNO@aol.com, EMT607@aol.com, <Chrisdfiredog@aol.com, Laubertimes5@cs.com, Tina_Leavy@msn.com, <CMarsh3892@aol.com, Samuelsrk2@aol.com, Emsequalnolife@aol.com, <Jwalsh@medicorpihn.com <Subject: (no subject) <Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2002 21:22:16 EST < <Annual Nymphomaniac Convention... < <A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he <glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He <soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, <she took the seat right beside his. < <Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or <vacation?" < <She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual <Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." < <He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen <sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! < <Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly <asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" < <"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the <popular myths about sexuality." < <"Really," he smiled. "What myths are those?" < <"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men <are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian <who <is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that the <French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish <descent. <We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories is the <Southern Redneck." < <Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. <"I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; <I don't even know your name." < <"Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba". <________________________________________________________________ < < _________________________________________________________________ Join the world?s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com
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