Fw: [pksacnh] FW: HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

FW: HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM
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From: John MH Miyares
To: pksacnh
Sent: Saturday, March 23, 2002 10:11 PM
Subject: [pksacnh] FW: HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on
accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio: Seattle

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas

10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in the rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above the windshield, driving 35 mph on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida

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