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<<Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems <<that always sound good but never actually come <<close to reality? <<Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks <<to true friendship! <<Friend, <<When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you <<plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you <<sad. <<When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is <<choking you. <<When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. <<When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every <<chance I get. <<When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible <<stories about how much worse it could be and to quit <<whining. <<When you are confused, ...I will use little words to <<explain. <<When you are sick, ...stay the hell away from me <<until you're well again I don't want whatever you <<have. <<When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your <<clumsy ass. <<This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may <<ask? Because you're my friend! <<Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get <<depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, <<and one of them is not speaking to you right now <<anyway. <<Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good <<friend will help you move a body << < < <_________________________________________________________________ <Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp
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