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-----Original Message----- From: JoEllen Krejci [mailto:jokrejci@hotmail.com] Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 2:55 PM To: Hudler, Cindy; aavant@houston.rr.com; Alicia.Jansen@COMPAQ.com; arno@alum.mit.edu; cgosshsd@earthlink.net; barqley1@worldnet.att.net; branddd@bp.com; eric.a.jansen@exxonmobil.com; erindietsch@ev1.net; greg.marcarelli@elpaso.com; gvaughn@intergen.com; leinharj@bp.com; kfinkel127@aol.com; kellyadaly@aol.com; wkm@compuserve.com; khyatt@enron.com; Brand, Mark; Michelle.Wolpert@CLAMERICAS.com; Micki.Peterson@aesmail.com; dodsonml@bp.com; mgilson@am-meter.com; ngreig@hmns.org; Spalding, Norm; krumler@cheqnet.net; rick_krejci@kindermorgan.com; RC@clipgroup.com; Steve_Tostengard@kindermorgan.com; sveedell@mtgindex.com; Susan.E.Walker@Williams.com; thd@clipgroup.com; TScovell@lgc.com Subject: <<I know you'll all have an opinion about this and we all know what Kent's opinion is going to be! A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel <<with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their <<boyfriends, they decide to go in. << <<The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works, "We <<have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are <<looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor <<has signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a <<floor, you can't return to it." << <<The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start going up, and <<on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, <<but they are sensitive and kind". The friends laugh and without <<hesitation move on to the next floor. << <<The sign on th! e Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful <<lovers, but they generally treat women badly". <<This wasn't going to do so again they head for the stairs. << <<The friends move up to the Third floor where the sign read "All the men <<here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good <<but there were still two more floors... << <<So on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have <<perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; <<they are also single, rich and straight" <<The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what <<the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth. << <<When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: <<"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove ! that there is <<simply no way to please a woman." Jo Krejci _____ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com <http://go.msn.com/bql/hmtag_itl_EN.asp<
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