One good joke deserves another

I've been good so far. I hear you may be meeting with Aquila this week on the Red Lake storage project. Give me a shout and please let me know how that goes.

enjoy the joke!!!

The boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the
< Middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the
< employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out
< staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest, whose
<theme was "Viagra advertising slogans."
<
< Dividing into 10 groups of three, the only rule was they had to use
<past ad slogans that captured the essence of Viagra.
<
< About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and created a
< "Top Ten List." After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the
<week
< went very well for everyone.
<
< 10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
< 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper
< 8. Viagra, Like a rock!
< 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
< 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
< 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
< 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man].
< 3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling!
< 2. Viagra, We bring goodthings to life!
<
< And the unanimous number one slogan:
<
< 1.This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions

-----Original Message-----
From: Roensch, David
Sent: Saturday, February 09, 2002 8:41 PM
To: Hyatt, Kevin
Subject:

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted to concede
their position.

As they passed a barnyard full of mules and pigs, the husband
sarcastically
asked, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

How the hell you been doing Kevin? Someone told me that the new name for EnronOnLine was going to be UB SOL.