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[IMAGE] [IMAGE] sending over 1 BILLION jokes every year! The World's Largest Daily Joke Network June 7, 2001 [IMAGE] Quote of the Day " Serial killers always say, 'I heard voices.' Why don't those voice ever say, 'Go dancing' or 'Bake a cake.' "-Dexter Madison Jokemaster's Note As of this writing, it is pre-Lakers vs. Sixers. A friend is having a bunch of guys over his place for the first of, most likely, four games. I feel a "Guys Night Out" is necessary once in a while. It's going to be a much needed neathrdral-like night of cold beer, hot wings and yelling at the television set. The JockMaster from SportsJokes will be there as well. You would think the guy would have an interesting take on a big sports series but the last time I pinched his brain about such a thing, he simply belched. Go figure. *Send your favorite part of this email to a friend! RESPOND: Feedback@humornetwork.com Today's Joke BORN TO SELL A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big mega- department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You can start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."? His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" the boss asked.? The kid says, "One."? The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day.? How much was the sale for?" The kid says, $101,237.64." The boss says, $101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?" The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Blazer." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?" The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "Well, your weekend's shot -- you might as well go fishing." --Submitted by Becky Pic of the Day [IMAGE] [IMAGE] Give the Gift of Laughter! Send this e-mail to a friend! Friend's Email JOKE NOTE PIC QUOTE Want More Laughs? Subscribe for FREE! Click below to receive more daily funnies from our various joke lists. Just fill out the easy form! CLICK HERE [IMAGE] You received this e-mail because when you signed up you agreed to receive Joke-Of-The-Day from The Humor Network. If you don't want to get these letters anymore please click here or send a blank email. ,?1997-2001?Optanetwork LLC?/?The?Humor?Network of original material and compilation of material. All Rights Reserved. No Permission is granted for redistribution of The Humor Network Jokes, cartoons, photos or other material without the expressed written permission of The Humor Network. For info on licensing content, email Licensing@HumorNetwork.com logo
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