Cookies!

LET'S MAKE SOME COOKIES!!!

THIS IS A TRUE STORY

A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you
don't know already is a very
expensive store i.e. they sell your typical
$8.00 t-shirt for $50.00.Lets let them have it!!!
My daughter and I had just finished a salad
at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe
in Dallas and decided to have a small dessert. Because
both of us are such
cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus
Cookie." It was so excellent
that I asked if they would give me the recipe
and the waitress said with a
small frown, "I'm afraid not but, you can buy
the recipe."

Well, I asked how much, and she responded,
"Only two fifty, it's a great deal!" I agreed with approval, just add it to
my tab I told her. Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement and it was
$285.00. I looked again and
I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00
for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the
statement, it said, Cookie Recipe -$250.00" That was outrageous!

I called Neiman's Accounting Dept. and told them the waitress said it
was "two-fifty," which clearly does not mean "twohundred and fifty dollars"
by any *POSSIBLE* interpretation of the phrase.= Neiman-Marcus
refused to budge.They would not refund my money, because
according to them, "What the
waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the
recipe. We absolutely will not refund you money at this point."

I explained to her the criminal statues which
govern fraud in Texas. I threatened to refer them to The Better
Business Bureau and the State Attorney General Office for engaging in fraud.
I was basically told,"Do what you want, it doesn't matter, we're not refunding
your money." I waited, thinking of how I could get even, or even try and get
any
of my money back.
I just said, "Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have
$250.00 worth of fun."
I told her that I was going to see to it that every Cookie lover in
the United States with an e-mail account has a $250.00 cookie recipe from
Neiman-Marcus...for free. She replied, "I wish you wouldn't do this." I
said, "Well, you should have thought of that before you ripped me off," and
slammed down the phone on her.

So here it is!!! Please, please, please pass it on to everyone youcan
possibly think of. I paid $250 for this...I don't want Neiman-Marcus
to *ever* get another penny off of this recipe....

NEIMAN MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)
2 cups butter
4 cups flour
2 tsp. soda
2 cups sugar
5 cups blended oatmeal ***
24 oz. chocolate chips
2 cups brown sugar
1 tsp. salt
4 eggs
1 - 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)

* Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder.
* Cream the butter and both sugars.
* Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking
powder, and soda.
* Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar and nuts.

Roll into balls and place two inches apart on
a cookie sheet.
* Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees.
* Makes 112 cookies.

PLEASE READ IT AND SEND TO EVERY PERSON YOU
KNOW WHO HAS AN E-MAIL
ADDRESS!
THIS IS REALLY TERRIFIC!

Have fun!!! This is not a joke-this is a true
story. Ride free,
citizens