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Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by a well-meaning=20
husband who has inherited the house and kids.=20 Monday A.M.=20 Dearest: Sleep late.=01; Everything under control.=20 Lunches packed.=20 Kids off to school.=20 Menu for dinner planned.=20 Your lunch is on a tray in refrigerator:=20 fruit cup, finger-sandwiches.=20 Thermos of hot tea by bedside.=20 See you around six.=20 Tuesday A.M.=20 Honey: Sorry about the egg rack in the refrigerator.=20 Hope you got back to sleep.=20 Did the kids tell you about the Coke I put in the Thermoses?=20 The school might call you on this.=20 Dinner may be a little late.=20 I'm doing your door-to-door canvas for liver research.=20 Your lunch is in refrigerator.=20 Hope you like leftover chili.=20 Wednesday A.M.=20 Dear Doris: Why in the name of all that is sane would you put soap powder i= n=20 the flour canister!=20 If you have time, could you please come up with a likely spot for Chris's= =20 missing shoes?=20 We've checked the clothes hamper, garage, back seat of the car and wood box= .=20 Did you know the school has a ruling on bedroom slippers?=20 There's some cold pizza for you in a napkin in the oven drawer.=01; Will be= late=20 tonight.=20 Driving eight Girl Scouts to tour meatpacking house.=20 Thursday A.M.=20 Doris: Don't panic over water in hallway.=20 It crested last night at 9 P.M.=20 Will finish laundry tonight.=20 Please pencil in answers to following:=20 1.=01; How do you turn on the garbage disposal?=20 2.=01; How do you turn off the milkman?=20 3.=01; Why would that rotten kid leave his shoes in his boots?=20 4.=01; How do you remove a Confederate flag inked on the palm of a small bo= y's=20 hand?=20 5.=01; What do you do with leftovers when they begin to snap at you when yo= u=20 open the door?=20 I don't know what you're having for lunch!=20 Surprise me!=20 Friday A.M.=20 Hey: Don't drink from pitcher by the sink.=01;=20 Am trying to restore pink dress shirt to original white.=20 Take heart.=20 Tonight, the ironing will be folded,=20 house cleaned and dinner on time.=20 I called your mother.
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