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Subject:FW: Best place to fish
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Date:Wed, 25 Apr 2001 03:45:00 -0700 (PDT)

-----Original Message-----
From: Beasley, Christopher [mailto:CLB1@valmont.com]
Sent: Tuesday, April 24, 2001 8:17 AM
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Subject: FW: Best place to fish


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<< <
<< < <
<< < < < A blonde decided she needed something new and
<< < < < different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and
<<bought
<< < < < every
<< < < < book she could find on ice fishing.
<< < < <
<< < < < For weeks she read and studied every book, hoping to become
<<an expert
<< < < in
<< < < < the field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and out she
<<went for
<< < < her
<< < < < first ice fishing trip.
<< < < <
<< < < < She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and
<<equipment
<< < < needed
<< < < < for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own
<<special place
<< < < in
<< < < < her kit.
<< < < <
<< < < < When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area,
<<placed her
<< < < < padded
<< < < < stool, and carefully laid out her tools. Just as she was
<<about to make
<< < < < her
<< < < < first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky
<<bellowed, "There
<< < < are
<< < < < no fish under the ice!" Startled, the blonde grabbed up all
<<her
<< < < < belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot
<<chocolate
<< < < from
<< < < < her thermos, and started to cut a new hole. Again the voice
<<from
<<above
<< < < < bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"
<< < < <
<< < < < Amazed, the blonde wasn't quite sure what to do, as this
<<certainly
<< < < < wasn't
<< < < < covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and
<<moved to the
<< < < far
<< < < < side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments
<<to regain
<< < < her
<< < < < calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up
<<perfectly,
<< < < < tools
<< < < < in the right place, chair positioned just so, everything.
<< < < <
<< < < < Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came
<<again,
<< < < "There
<< < < < are no fish under the ice!"
<< < < <
<< < < < Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked "Is that you
<<Lord?"
<< < < <
<< < < < The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the
<<skating rink!"