FW: Checking Account

Subject: FW: Checking Account

< < < A crusty old man walks into a bank and shouts to the
< < < < woman at the teller window, "I want to open a damn
< < < < checking account."
< < < < The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon,
< < < < sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
< < < < "Listen up damn it. I said I want to open a damn
< < < < checking account now!"
< < < < "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
< < < < tolerated in this bank."
< < < < The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
< < < < manager to inform him of her situation. The manager
< < < < agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that
< < < < foul language. They both return to the window and the
< < < < manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be
< < < < the problem here?"
< < < < "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won
< < < < 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I just want
< < < < to open a damn checking account in this damn bank,
< < < < okay?"
< < < < I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving
< < < < you a hard time?"
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