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< < < < < An old man and his wife have gone to bed. < < After lying in bed for a few minutes the old man cuts a fart and says, < "Seven points." < < His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" < < "Touchdown. I'm ahead 7 to nothing." < < A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie < score." < < After about ten minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown I'm < ahead 14 to 7." < < Now starting to get into it, the wife quickly farts again and says < "Touchdown, tie score." < < The old man, not to be outdone, strains really hard but to no avail. He < can't fart! So, not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he < has, trying for one more fart. Straining real hard, the old man shits the < < bed. < < The wife asks, "What in the hell was that?" < < The old man replies, "Half-time . . . switch sides." < < < < < < < <
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