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--------- < < Subject: FW: The Three Little Pigs < < < << < < My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at < << < < night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs < << < < parts of the stories for fun. < << < < < << < < One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade class < << < < as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. < << < < < << < < She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying < << < < to acquire building materials for his home. She said "...And so < << < < the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and < << < < said "Pardon me sir, but might I have some of that straw to < << < < build my house with?" < << < < < << < < Then the teacher asked the class "And what do you think that < << < < man said?" and my friend's son raised his hand and said "I < << < < know! I know! He said 'Holy Shit!! A talking pig!'" < << < < < << < < The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. < <
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