FW: Motorbike Girls

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From: Robert L. Dittert [mailto:rld@swmedmgt.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 3:36 PM
To: Dee Koehler (E-mail); Jeff Watkins (E-mail); Mary A. Harris
(E-mail); Noel Butler; Veronica Dittert (E-mail)
Subject: FW: Motorbike Girls

Subject: Motorbike Girls

< < Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and
< < went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've
such
< a
< < good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is,
you
< < can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it
for
< a
< < minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took
< Arthur
< < to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God,
< "Hey,
< < aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said
< Arthur,
< < "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your
< < invention.
< < 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
< < 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
< < 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
< < 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,
< < 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have some
good
< < points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super
< < computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer
< < printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that
< my
< < invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these
numbers,
< < more men are riding my invention than yours."
<