FW: The Mistress

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman came over to
their table, gave the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, said she'd see
him later, and walked away. The wife glared at her husband and said,
"Who
the hell ?was ?that?"
"Oh," replied the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," said the wife.
"I've had enough, and I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replied her husband, "but
remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping
trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in
Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht
club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend entered the restaurant with a
gorgeous babe on his ?arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asked the wife.
"That's his mistress," said her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replied.

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Subject: The Mistress
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
?restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman came over to
?their table, gave the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, said she'd see
him later, and walked away. The wife glared at her husband and said,
"Who
the hell? was? that?"
"Oh," replied the husband, "she's my mistress."
?"Well, that's the last straw," said the wife.
"I've had enough, and I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replied her husband, "but
remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping
trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in
Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht
?club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend entered the restaurant with a
gorgeous babe on his? arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asked the wife.
?"That's his mistress," said her husband.
?"Ours is prettier," she replied.