FW: Two Curious Priests

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From: Frei, Laura (ISC at Alcoa)
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 3:04 PM
To: Smith, Charles
Subject: FW: Two Curious Priests

< Two Curious Priests
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< Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would
< make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them
< as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and
< bought some really outrageous shorts and shirts, sandals, sunglasses,
< etc..
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< The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb
< and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the
< scenery, when a "drop dead" gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini came walking
< straight toward them. They couldn't help but stare and when she passed
< them she turned to them, smiled and said, "Good morning father, good
< morning father" nodding and addressing each of them individually, then
< passed on by.
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< They were both stunned - how in the world did she recognize them as
< priests?
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< The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous
< outfits - these were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them
< - and again they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the
< sunshine, etc..
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< After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this
< time, came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had
< sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads).
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< Again, she approached them and greeted them individually, "Good morning
< father, good morning father." and started to walk away.
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< One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute young lady.
< Yes we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
< did YOU know?"
<
< The woman replied, "Oh father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister
< Kathryn!"
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