Mother's Worries

< A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married
< within
< a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex
<
< life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard
< from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first
<
< girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
<
< The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but
< then
< went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till
< the
< last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
<
< The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
< and
< the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her
< husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
< "Extra
< Long. King Size. She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy
< for
< her daughter.
<
< The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for
< a
< week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a
< whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
< handwriting were the words "British Airways." Mom took out her latest
< Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
<
< and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: "Three times a day,
< seven
< days a week, both ways."
<
< Mom fainted...