Re: joke for today

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Becky Spencer
03/14/2001 05:17 PM

To: Dan J Hyvl/HOU/ECT@ECT
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Subject: Re: joke for today

Can you believe it's 5:15 p.m. and I finally had time to read your joke?
AND, because it's the end of the day, and this joke being what it is, I can't
make my mouth work to read this out loud!

Good one!

Dan J Hyvl
03/14/2001 08:45 AM

To: Kaye Ellis/HOU/ECT@ECT, Pat Radford/HOU/ECT@ECT, Stacy E
Dickson/HOU/ECT@ECT, Becky Spencer/HOU/ECT@ECT
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Subject: joke for today

NEW LANGUAGE
-Submitted by PATRICIA L GOONETILLEKE

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other
possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded
that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year
phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of
the"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,?when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will
enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to
akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in
the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year,?ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze
drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world!